insignificantly ([info]insignificantly) wrote,

Stuff

Someone sent this website out to the mailing list assuming people would find it funny. Unfortunately, I actually found it hilarious and forwarded it to my boyfriend, who then proceeded to buy some for me. Looky!!! (I love stuff, but I hate clutter, and I never throw stuff out - something's gotta give eventually...)

syphilisgiardiaepstein barr

The first one is Syphilis, the next is Giardia, or the parasite that makes you lose 20-30 pounds in 2-3 weeks if you drink unfiltered water while hiking, and the last one is Epstein-Barr, aka Kissing Diseases, aka Mono.

I've always always always wanted Giardia. And now my boyfriend's given me not just Giardia, but Syphilis, and mononucleosis as well! What a great guy!! (=


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[info]lysimache

November 6 2005, 04:31:34 UTC 6 years ago

forwarded it to my boyfriend...

Have I missed things? :) Tell?... :)

[info]insignificantly

November 6 2005, 20:47:00 UTC 6 years ago

not so much to tell...
met guy in physio lab almost two years ago...
guy has now given me syphilis, mono, and giardia!
any questions? (=
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